BREAKING FUNNY NEWS! Dele Alli said of his 1st night in Russia: “I couldn’t sleep. I woke up at 3 in the morning and I thought it was time to get up”.
BREAKING FUNNY NEWS! Cioara was sold for 15kg of sausages, retired a day later and new club Regal Hornia were left demanding their bangers back.
Aubameyang and Bale headline a host of big names who will be absent from next summer’s World Cup. Could this missing XI win the trophy?
Members of the Mexico national team were reportedly joined by ‘around 30 prostitutes’ at a farewell party. What a story!
In preparation for the event, we’ve leafed through the history books and identified three World Cup records that are under serious threat.
Atleti is ready to launch a stunning bid to take Sergio Agüero back to the club. The Argentine left Madrid for Manchester City in 2011.